caregiver house keeper :) in Long Beach, California For Sale

Unique Caregiver/House Sitter has great charisma and is a warm person who truly cares about doing the absolute best when helping people! :)
So here is a little about me:
I have lived in LA for 9 years and previously lived in Minnesota for 12 and prior to that, I lived in Colorado :) not to worry...will not take your loved ones any moguls or snowboarding :)
I am 41 years old
Single
Happy w/ who I am and what I am made of (good self esteem)
Healthy
Female
Non smoker
Excellent Character & Professional References
A print out of my recent Background Check
Former U.S. Marine w/ DD214 Honorable Discharge w/ Merits
Expert Housekeeper currently working as an Indie Contractor w/ a very reputable housekeeping service that has been in business for over 50 years!
Fluent English & Spanish w/ out a dialect speaking either language
Singer/songwriter who plays the acoustic guitar, flute and percussion...not to worry...I don't play loudly :)
I am currently borrowing a friend's vehicle that is a pickup truck and trying to save up for my own vehicle (preferably a Bugatti) :)
Valid CDL & SS# and yes, I was born in Miami :)
What I would NEED FROM YOU:
-I would like to live in your GUEST HOUSE/or private entrance and yes, I do have two small well disciplined, mellow, very loving dogs who are my children and they will need a fenced in yard. Of course I clean up after them!
-I will be grateful to be compensated w/ no less than $xxxx as a salary per month and if you would like me to fill out a xxxx, no problem!
-I would appreciate one day off to head out to the beach w/ my pooches!
-I would like to cook, clean, do the laundry, run errands, transport my boss to and from events and appointments, read to and maybe even teach a second language or how to play the guitar! I have two :)
-To be treated w/ mutual respect! :)
EXPERIENCE: All my life I have taken care of Elderly people (both sets of Grandparents) and house sitting was required as I was raised in Latin America and my parents were often away w/ American Embassy functions.
HOW CAN WE BEGIN this process of employment in taking care of your loved one/ and or house sitting?
-Simply call 818-317-xxxx and ask for Amy or reply by email as I am looking forward to the positive responses I know I am bound to receive :)
P.S. My dogs and I are allergic cats :)
With sincerity and respect, thank you for taking the time to review my ad - Amy